The oddity of our chatboxes.

Shiroyasha: :3
Tue May 10, 3:04:43am
SirAlexanderB: Hello
Tue May 10, 3:05:01am
Shiroyasha: Allo
Tue May 10, 3:05:47am
SirAlexanderB: How are you doing new person?
Tue May 10, 3:08:39am
Shiroyasha: Good, and you
Tue May 10, 3:12:49am
Aleister: Keikaku doori....!!
Tue May 10, 3:13:26am
SirAlexanderB: Pretty good, normally busy on here so you guys missed the party.
Tue May 10, 3:16:06am
dkoyoko: @SirAlexanderB do you not know who shiro is?
Tue May 10, 3:16:14am
SirAlexanderB: nope
Tue May 10, 3:16:16am
dkoyoko: Hmm..maybe you were absent during her visits...
Tue May 10, 3:16:24am
SirAlexanderB: Never met shiro
Tue May 10, 3:16:26am
dkoyoko: Basically she's evil.
Tue May 10, 3:16:30am
SirAlexanderB: so I assume new person.
Tue May 10, 3:16:39am
SirAlexanderB: And evil? I like evil.
Tue May 10, 3:16:46am
dkoyoko: she was planning to be a member, but life is too busy.
Tue May 10, 3:16:53am
dkoyoko: No you don't. shoo. Your opinion does not matte.r
Tue May 10, 3:16:59am
SirAlexanderB: lol
Tue May 10, 3:17:07am
Shiroyasha: Yes, it's unfoprtauntely still busy
Tue May 10, 3:17:16am
dkoyoko: And she's also tipsy.
Tue May 10, 3:17:25am
Shiroyasha: Too much school, work, and hobby stuff
Tue May 10, 3:17:30am
Shiroyasha: Yes, xD
Tue May 10, 3:17:36am
SirAlexanderB: lol life
Tue May 10, 3:17:44am
SirAlexanderB: Writing is my hobby so this works out.
Tue May 10, 3:17:56am
Shiroyasha: I wsyck at writing
Tue May 10, 3:18:13am
SirAlexanderB: We all suck at the start.
Tue May 10, 3:18:29am
Shiroyasha: Yeah I guess so xD
Tue May 10, 3:19:57am
SirAlexanderB: Here I thought there was new blood.
Tue May 10, 3:20:12am
SirAlexanderB: ah well.
Tue May 10, 3:20:14am
Shiroyasha: Nope, my blood is very old and intoxicTED WITH ALKCOHOL
Tue May 10, 3:20:15am
Shiroyasha: xD
Tue May 10, 3:20:36am
Shiroyasha: I dont have enoughf ree time unfotrtasuyntelysajgldyu
Tue May 10, 3:20:41am
Shiroyasha: ywah that was an atrelot and a half
Tue May 10, 3:23:31am
SirAlexanderB: lol
Tue May 10, 3:23:35am
SirAlexanderB: *amused*
Tue May 10, 3:24:07am
Itsuwa: wait, what rthe heck is ITsuwa's lastnamew
Tue May 10, 3:32:34am
SirAlexanderB: No idea
Tue May 10, 3:32:58am
Mugino: i checked her page, pretty sure it isn't said
Tue May 10, 3:35:07am
dkoyoko: ...Natsumi is going to lose her head lol
Tue May 10, 3:35:15am
Mugino: yes, she hates this doesn't she
Tue May 10, 3:35:18am
Mugino: I could make it worse
Tue May 10, 3:35:22am
SirAlexanderB: lol
Tue May 10, 3:35:38am
birdway: NATSUMI-CHAAAAN
Tue May 10, 3:35:56am
yomikawa: WHERE ART THOU
Tue May 10, 3:36:13am
Hamazura: >
Tue May 10, 3:36:29am
Accelerator: OH LOOK,. NOW IM GUY \
Tue May 10, 3:36:52am
Aiwass: I ran out of things to say
Tue May 10, 3:37:06am
dkoyoko: On the record: Not my fault.
Tue May 10, 3:37:29am
biribiri: *electricity noises*
Tue May 10, 3:38:13am
SirAlexanderB: On the record: Not my fault.
Tue May 10, 3:38:16am
RWBY: too drunk to remember what accounts I have
Tue May 10, 3:39:31am
Kakine: Not sure how I forgot this one xD
Tue May 10, 3:40:22am
dkoyoko: omg please stop
Tue May 10, 3:40:32am
Kakine: NEVER
Tue May 10, 3:40:32am
SirAlexanderB: lol
Tue May 10, 3:40:56am
Yuriko: THERE IS NO END TO MY RIDICULOUSNESS
Tue May 10, 3:41:35am
ImagineBreaker: ILL DESTROY THAT FUCKED UP ILLUSION OF YOURS
Tue May 10, 3:43:25am
dkoyoko: *knocked out*
Tue May 10, 3:43:49am
AcceIerator: NYEs
Tue May 10, 3:45:02am
Shiroyasha: 1oklay ikm go0od no
Tue May 10, 3:45:03am
Shiroyasha: mow
Tue May 10, 3:45:06am
Shiroyasha: nvm
Tue May 10, 3:45:07am
Shiroyasha: xD
Tue May 10, 3:45:14am
dkoyoko: Pfffft.
Tue May 10, 3:45:33am
Shiroyasha: dont make me hurt you
Tue May 10, 3:46:27am
Shiroyasha: I wish ihad more free time jhust so that i could hurt you
Tue May 10, 3:47:25am
Shiroyasha: for real thouyghy 8 wush u hbgad mnire rokleopkat tue
Tue May 10, 3:47:36am
Shiroyasha: Yes, tgat wqas almost englush'
Tue May 10, 3:47:54am
Shiroyasha: what i dont get is how i mess up tyoping when it's all m uscle memory
Tue May 10, 3:49:24am
dkoyoko: ........
Tue May 10, 3:49:24am
Shiroyasha: i wish i had a mikoto dakimakura because im so lesbian for her espedcially afvter nt 15
Tue May 10, 3:49:30am
Shiroyasha: nyhayayyeaass
Tue May 10, 3:49:46am
dkoyoko: @SirAlexanderB help me
Tue May 10, 3:49:53am
Shiroyasha: There is bo help, only more pain
Tue May 10, 3:49:57am
SirAlexanderB: Oh no.
Tue May 10, 3:50:04am
SirAlexanderB: Oh no this is amusing, I'm just watching.
Tue May 10, 3:50:21am
dkoyoko: @SirAlexanderB traitor!
Tue May 10, 3:50:28am
Shiroyasha: *prepares a table full of medical equipment ti operate pn koyoko with*
Tue May 10, 3:50:50am
SirAlexanderB: *pours acid on Shiro*
Tue May 10, 3:50:53am
SirAlexanderB: Whoops..
Tue May 10, 3:50:56am
Shiroyasha: //dies/
Tue May 10, 3:51:00am
SirAlexanderB: My hand slipped.
Tue May 10, 3:53:44am
dkoyoko: Nice.
Tue May 10, 3:56:26am
Shiroyasha: With a table full of medical equipment at her disposal, Shiro-yasha wrapped the fingers of her left hand around the handle of a scalpel. It was a an extremely sharp medical instrument that was used to make high-precision incisions upon the bodies of opertee's, but she wielded it in a pikal-grip like the way that a special-forces black-op would wield his knife.
"Oh, Koyoko-chan~  "
The voice that leaked from her trembling pale lips was filled with wavering instability. It was less like an actual sentence and more like a lyrics sung aloud.

The sharp edge of the blade was illuminated under the pale twilight as she neared her prey.

"IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PHYSICAL!!!" spat out Shiro in a trembling voice, "...I'll give you a special offer... 50% off!! KEhehehehe... HEHEHEE...."
Her voice leaked within the darkness with the tune of a eerie mantra. "KCH...Kchcjc...KCkchchckKCKCHCHCHCKKUEKEKEKEKEKEKE
Tue May 10, 3:57:07am
Shiroyasha: It's okat i five up aganyway it takes too much effort to write right now, plus my vocabulary is not all there
Tue May 10, 3:57:08am
Shiroyasha: xD
Tue May 10, 3:57:13am
dkoyoko: *legitimately terrified*
Tue May 10, 3:57:49am
SirAlexanderB: *pushes the button on the remote control to activate the explosive device which was planted under the medical table. *
Tue May 10, 4:03:48am
dkoyoko: *ded*
Tue May 10, 4:05:12am
Shiroyasha: *BANG....!* bright orange flames spewed from under the medical table and spanned for several meters in ever direction,
"H'oooh...?" spat out a voice from within the epicenter of orange and red.
At the epicenter of the searing flames, the silhouette of a person could clearly be seen. The temperature of the air alone should have exceeded several hundred degrees, but she spoke in a completely normal tone that held no hint of urgency.
"--Is this the best that you can do?"
Simultaneously with her words the orange flames were pushed away and seemingly bent around her body, as if trying to avoid her very existence.
"Really, if this is all you can do..."
The figure of a pale-white woman became visible among the smoke and debris. She had a completely pale face that was so terrifyingly white it could easily be seen within the thick smoke. Her initial impression was one of completely white, a sickly pale existence that emanated pure danger and foreboding like that of a completely monster.
"...then I wouldn't have bothered getting out of bed!!"
As if influenced by the emotion of her shout, the bright orange flames were forcibly torn apart from within.
And, without a single burn upon her body, as if none of it had anything to do with her, stood a woman in the epicenter of the destruction.
"...Seriously..." she placed her hand against her neck as she muttered that arbitrary complaint, "...It's a real problem for me too if you're this weak!!"
Tue May 10, 4:06:15am
Shiroyasha: idk im too intoxicated for this shit
Tue May 10, 4:06:38am
dkoyoko: Go to bed!
Tue May 10, 4:06:42am
SirAlexanderB: ^
Tue May 10, 4:06:43am
Shiroyasha: NO YLOU CAZNT MAKE ME
Tue May 10, 4:06:50am
dkoyoko: *makes you*
Tue May 10, 4:06:56am
Shiroyasha: *kills you*
Tue May 10, 4:07:08am
dkoyoko: *still makes you in death *
Tue May 10, 4:07:26am
SirAlexanderB: *launches a rocket from a rocket launcher at shiro to blast the girl towards a bed.*
Tue May 10, 4:08:00am
Shiroyasha: *redirects the rocket into Koyoko*
Tue May 10, 4:08:14am
dkoyoko: *koyoko is hit instead from a deflection of the vector shield* I knew it! GUAAAAH!
Tue May 10, 4:08:19am
SirAlexanderB: I'm OK with this development.
Tue May 10, 4:09:00am
Shiroyasha: XD
Tue May 10, 4:09:33am
Shiroyasha: Poor kouyoko
Tue May 10, 4:11:47am
dkoyoko: Don't pretend to pity me Grim reaper!!!
Tue May 10, 4:12:06am
Shiroyasha: I feel sporry for you, as your only one and true friend, looking out for your well being
Tue May 10, 4:12:11am
Shiroyasha: it pains me to see you abused in such ways
Tue May 10, 4:12:14am
Shiroyasha: ^ ^
Tue May 10, 4:12:37am
dkoyoko: It pains you when it's not you inflicting it!!
Tue May 10, 4:12:41am
SirAlexanderB: *ignites oil placed around Shiro with a liter*
Tue May 10, 4:12:48am
SirAlexanderB: *whistles*
Tue May 10, 4:18:21am
dkoyoko: Losing consciousness...aaaa...
Tue May 10, 4:19:54am
dkoyoko: Think its time to sleep
Tue May 10, 4:20:10am
dkoyoko: But i missed @Shiroyasha aaaaaaaaaa
Tue May 10, 4:20:14am
SirAlexanderB: night
Tue May 10, 4:20:15am
Shiroyasha: "Tch..."
With a click of her tongue, the pale-white demon had lightly stomped her foot against the ground.
*...BANG...!* an intense shock-wave from below to above spread out in every direction as if a meteorite had impacted the ground at her feet. The sheer number of cracks that spanned out in every direction around her had made it look like the asphalt was a glass window being shattered by a metal baseball bat. The flames that erupted around her were pushed back and extinguished by a tsunami of dust, debris, and air that pulsed in every direction from the epicenter and pushed everything back like the invisible hand of a giant pushing out at the world.

It was such a ridiculous reaction that betrayed the idealogy of Newton's Third Law of Motion; stating that every action had an equal and opposite reaction.

With a simple stomp she had wreaked such havok that the flames around her were torn apart in the shock-wave.

"...the average person can hold their breath for around 30 second to two minutes, did you really think that such a cheap parlour trick would pacify me, HUuuuhhh?!~"
Tue May 10, 4:20:29am
Shiroyasha: I'll assassinate you in yoiur sleep
Tue May 10, 4:20:30am
Shiroyasha: I mean
Tue May 10, 4:20:33am
Shiroyasha: sleep well ^ ^
Tue May 10, 4:20:39am
SirAlexanderB: I like this person.
Tue May 10, 4:20:42am
SirAlexanderB: Just saying.
Tue May 10, 4:22:13am
Shiroyasha: See, a lot of people like me. I don;t knbow what koyoko's problem is
Tue May 10, 4:37:36am
ivaman: It's SHIRO
Tue May 10, 4:37:42am
Shiroyasha: YES IT IS
Tue May 10, 4:37:50am
ivaman: YAY
Tue May 10, 4:38:57am
SirAlexanderB: It's Iva... meh
Tue May 10, 4:38:59am
SirAlexanderB: I mean yay
Tue May 10, 4:39:56am
ivaman: Meh.
Tue May 10, 4:41:09am
Shiroyasha: xD
Tue May 10, 4:41:36am
ivaman: How have you been torturer of all Koyokos?
Tue May 10, 4:41:47am
Shiroyasha: Good, the coward went to sleep
Tue May 10, 4:42:08am
ivaman: Well he's weak.
Tue May 10, 4:42:24am
ivaman: otherwise he wouldn't be a good chewing toy~
Tue May 10, 4:43:27am
Shiroyasha: Actually it's the together ones that are most worthwhile.
Tue May 10, 4:43:49am
Shiroyasha: Nothing taste better than the blood, sweat, and tears of those who are delusional in their own self worth and power..
Tue May 10, 4:44:01am
Shiroyasha: those are the ones that I can truly savor the taste of!
Tue May 10, 4:45:51am
ivaman: Lucky him
Tue May 10, 4:46:10am
ivaman: Oh I am gonna murder Guy.
Tue May 10, 4:46:24am
Shiroyasha: POH mwhy?
Tue May 10, 4:46:47am
ivaman: He didn't read a single of my PMs.
Tue May 10, 4:46:51am
Shiroyasha: xD
Tue May 10, 4:46:55am
Shiroyasha: What is his username anyway
Tue May 10, 4:47:10am
Shiroyasha: I don't think I had the chane to harass him yet
Tue May 10, 4:48:52am
SirAlexanderB: This comment would probably be a stab in Natsumi's heart.
Tue May 10, 4:49:17am
SirAlexanderB: But guy is barely on let alone available to be mentally tortured.
Tue May 10, 4:49:31am
SirAlexanderB: So there is no point bothering Shiro.
Tue May 10, 4:49:32am
Shiroyasha: Damn
Tue May 10, 4:49:47am
Shiroyasha: I know but I know a lot of people so i was curious if i ever saw him before
Tue May 10, 4:49:48am
Shiroyasha: xD
Tue May 10, 4:49:58am
ivaman: His phone doesn't support chatango
Tue May 10, 4:50:01am
ivaman: and his PC is broken
Tue May 10, 4:50:08am
ivaman: since...a year?
Tue May 10, 4:50:31am
SirAlexanderB: My phone doesn't support chatango but it still possible.
Tue May 10, 4:50:48am
SirAlexanderB: It's just a real pain.
Tue May 10, 4:53:24am
SirAlexanderB: Most dangerous tag team Mitsugi and Eolas working together in my version of FE. ending.
Tue May 10, 4:53:53am
Shiroyasha: it just sounds like he broke up with sall of you
Tue May 10, 4:53:55am
Shiroyasha: but is tp shjy to say it
Tue May 10, 4:54:06am
Shiroyasha: Let me put closure on this relationship
Tue May 10, 4:54:25am
SirAlexanderB: lol
Tue May 10, 4:54:29am
Shiroyasha: "here lies the body and soul of Guy-wahtever, amen he;'ll problably be missed by some people, i never knew him, but im sure if i did, i would have killed him"
Tue May 10, 4:54:30am
Shiroyasha: sermon over
Tue May 10, 4:55:17am
Shiroyasha: im actually not thaaaat mean
Tue May 10, 4:55:25am
SirAlexanderB: shame
Tue May 10, 4:55:48am
Shiroyasha: As in I would've killed him in friont of Natsumi, wouldn't want her to miss it
Tue May 10, 4:56:05am
Shiroyasha: Would be just rude if I left her out of his execution after all
Tue May 10, 4:56:15am
SirAlexanderB: To late... Natsumi miss him already hahaha
Tue May 10, 4:56:28am
SirAlexanderB: No no.
Tue May 10, 4:56:44am
SirAlexanderB: What you do is chop guy up than feed his remains to Natsumi... South Park style.
Tue May 10, 4:57:02am
SirAlexanderB: Than reveal it was guy.
Tue May 10, 4:57:07am
SirAlexanderB: Now that's evil @Shiroyasha
Tue May 10, 4:57:12am
Shiroyasha: I would have prefered breaking Natsumi mentally and making her kill him
Tue May 10, 4:57:15am
Shiroyasha: and then havingh her eat him
Tue May 10, 4:57:39am
SirAlexanderB: I'm sure the sudden realisation is far more terrifying than prolonged torture before it at this point.
Tue May 10, 4:57:47am
SirAlexanderB: As when you get tortured you expect worse outcomes.
Tue May 10, 4:57:53am
SirAlexanderB: Sometimes a surprise is more mean.
Tue May 10, 4:58:07am
Shiroyasha: That's true but sudden exposure if boring compared to a long drawn out process
Tue May 10, 4:58:23am
SirAlexanderB: But long drawn out processes are often over used.
Tue May 10, 4:58:26am
Shiroyasha: I'd rather be able to enjoy hours of emotional turmoil and agony than just a few seconds of relization
Tue May 10, 4:58:34am
SirAlexanderB: Let's have some variety
Tue May 10, 4:59:12am
Shiroyasha: If we're going for variety than we have Guy torture Natsumi, then it'll be an assault on both
Tue May 10, 4:59:19am
Shiroyasha: tortured by the one person she missed so dearly
Tue May 10, 4:59:33am
SirAlexanderB: We would have to break guy to perform the act though.
Tue May 10, 4:59:47am
SirAlexanderB: Or get Misaki to do it.
Tue May 10, 4:59:49am
Shiroyasha: That's fun in and of itself though, riiiiggghht?!
Tue May 10, 4:59:53am
SirAlexanderB: True.
Tue May 10, 4:59:57am
SirAlexanderB: See I like you.
Tue May 10, 5:00:08am
SirAlexanderB: DKoyoko is talking nonsense.
Tue May 10, 5:00:16am
Shiroyasha: Koyoko hit his head too many times
Tue May 10, 5:00:34am
SirAlexanderB: Mhmm
Tue May 10, 5:01:02am
SirAlexanderB: I have a feeling we will be killed soon.
Tue May 10, 5:01:08am
Shiroyasha: Yes, natsumi appeared
Tue May 10, 5:01:11am
SirAlexanderB: So I better finish chapter 1 before that moment.
Tue May 10, 5:01:12am
Shiroyasha: it has been nice knowing you
Tue May 10, 5:01:23am
SirAlexanderB: Nice knowing you too kindred spirit.
Tue May 10, 5:01:39am
Shiroyasha: I have diplomatic immunity via "never here", so I think I'll be fine.
Tue May 10, 5:01:45am
Shiroyasha: You though, of you. Good luck ^ ^
Tue May 10, 5:01:50am
SirAlexanderB: lol
Tue May 10, 5:02:13am
SirAlexanderB: I face my punishment like a man.
Tue May 10, 5:02:25am
Shiroyasha: I let Koyoko face my punishment like a man
Tue May 10, 5:02:41am
SirAlexanderB: lol
Tue May 10, 5:03:01am
Shiroyasha: In a way I am his responsibility. Anything I say or do is all his responsibility. So turnips.
Tue May 10, 5:03:21am
SirAlexanderB: Parsnips.
Tue May 10, 5:03:41am
HNatsumi: ..
Tue May 10, 5:03:55am
HNatsumi: Am I supposed to ban the lot of you~?
Tue May 10, 5:04:28am
Shiroyasha: No, just Koyoko
Tue May 10, 5:04:39am
SirAlexanderB: No you supposed to chuckle and harass Jack/Koyoko about FE.
Tue May 10, 5:05:06am
SirAlexanderB: Good morning btw.
Tue May 10, 5:07:06am
HNatsumi: Morning.
Tue May 10, 5:07:33am
HNatsumi: Also please avoid gruesome topics first thing in the morning.
Tue May 10, 5:07:53am
HNatsumi: That kind of thing should only be applied to Koyokos.
Tue May 10, 5:08:02am
SirAlexanderB: lol
Tue May 10, 5:09:02am
SirAlexanderB: Wolf children movie.
Tue May 10, 5:09:07am
SirAlexanderB: Pretty decent.
Tue May 10, 5:09:14am
SirAlexanderB: Sad about the father though.
Tue May 10, 5:09:32am
HNatsumi: That was horrible.
Tue May 10, 5:09:45am
SirAlexanderB: ? The father?
Tue May 10, 5:09:47am
SirAlexanderB: Yeah.
Tue May 10, 5:10:28am
SirAlexanderB: giving birth to 2nd child than finding the father dead
Tue May 10, 5:10:41am
HNatsumi: Also...
Tue May 10, 5:10:59am
HNatsumi: I'm gonna have to do something about this drunk log...
Tue May 10, 5:11:10am
SirAlexanderB: save it?
Tue May 10, 5:11:13am
SirAlexanderB: Than delete it off here.
Tue May 10, 5:11:24am
HNatsumi: Lest people mistake Shiro for an actual RPer of canon characters.
Tue May 10, 5:13:52am
HNatsumi: So, how are you guys?
Tue May 10, 5:15:51am
Shiroyasha: Hey, I actually roleplay canon characters sometimes, when I'm asleep, in my mind, in narnia...
Tue May 10, 5:17:11am
SirAlexanderB: lol
Tue May 10, 5:17:19am
SirAlexanderB: I'm fine... got work ... today... ahh
Tue May 10, 5:17:42am
Shiroyasha: Haahaha I have two days off of work
Tue May 10, 5:19:35am
SirAlexanderB: I know hate you lol
Tue May 10, 5:19:39am
SirAlexanderB: now*
Tue May 10, 5:20:07am
Shiroyasha: Does it help you love me again if I say prior to those two days off I worked 13 days in a row?
Tue May 10, 5:20:17am
SirAlexanderB: Maybe
Tue May 10, 5:23:36am
Shiroyasha: im off to sleep or something
Tue May 10, 5:23:44am
SirAlexanderB: Good night
Tue May 10, 5:24:04am
Shiroyasha: Don't tell me what to do
Tue May 10, 5:24:17am
SirAlexanderB: *hits you with a baseball bat*
Tue May 10, 5:24:19am
SirAlexanderB: Night night

Mon Aug 8, 10:45:31pm
KKohaku: A conversation between me and my brother as we just put on new sheets on the beds
Mon Aug 8, 10:47:02pm
KKohaku: "I'm perfectly fine with meritocracy. Bring on the Hunger Games."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm sure I'd be fine with killing a bunch of people."
"I meant the issue of getting killed."
"Bring it on. Fight me."
"They would. And they'd break you like a twig."
"Fuck you."
Mon Aug 8, 10:47:34pm
Slrarthryng: Say, Hakkun, didn't you have a Town of Salem story for us?
Mon Aug 8, 10:47:51pm
KKohaku: I did
Mon Aug 8, 10:48:02pm
llolluna: Oh I forgot about that game
Mon Aug 8, 10:49:29pm
Slrarthryng: I always preferred the IRL version Mafia. More fun when you can play the 'social psychology' card
Mon Aug 8, 10:50:13pm
KKohaku: So, on Saturday, I went to a friend's place to play Smash on Wii U
Mon Aug 8, 10:50:21pm
Slrarthryng: That and it's easier to target the red shirts.
Mon Aug 8, 10:50:21pm
KKohaku: with like 7 other people
Mon Aug 8, 10:50:44pm
KKohaku: In the last 90 minutes, we decided to play the IRL version
Mon Aug 8, 10:50:56pm
KKohaku: and I am going to share the three scenarios with you.
Mon Aug 8, 10:51:39pm
KKohaku: The first God made the scenario about the seven of us going to some big candy convention
Mon Aug 8, 10:51:41pm
KKohaku: It was great
Mon Aug 8, 10:51:50pm
KKohaku: One of the guys even fell asleep inside a giant cookie
Mon Aug 8, 10:52:10pm
Slrarthryng: The narrator is the best part of Mafia. It is known.
Mon Aug 8, 10:52:39pm
KKohaku: I was the detective and we eventually found the Mafioso to be the quiet one who tried to defend herself by saying she had the fedora.
Mon Aug 8, 10:53:12pm
KKohaku: But, at some point, God messed up. So, I usurped the throne of God and revived everyone.
Mon Aug 8, 10:53:31pm
Tempus373: You usurped God....
Mon Aug 8, 10:53:41pm
KKohaku: On comes Round 2
Mon Aug 8, 10:53:45pm
KKohaku: I have no scenario.
Mon Aug 8, 10:53:54pm
KKohaku: and ask for random concepts.
Mon Aug 8, 10:54:06pm
KKohaku: Then one guy says "Horse."
Mon Aug 8, 10:54:22pm
KKohaku: I say yes. He then says "sex." I say fuck no.
Mon Aug 8, 10:54:32pm
KKohaku: and then choose a scenario with horses
Mon Aug 8, 10:54:38pm
KKohaku: and all the murders are horse-themed
Mon Aug 8, 10:55:28pm
KKohaku: Anyways, the seven guys (including the former God who is now the Detective) continue westward from the candy convention on horseback.
Mon Aug 8, 10:55:36pm
KKohaku: They reach a town and decide to rest
Mon Aug 8, 10:55:43pm
KKohaku: However, the night of the murder happens.
Mon Aug 8, 10:55:51pm
KKohaku: The detective gets it right the first time.
Mon Aug 8, 10:56:11pm
KKohaku: and the healer decides to try and heal himself. Sadly, that was against the rules so he couldn't do that.
Mon Aug 8, 10:56:17pm
KKohaku: Shame because he was the first to die.
Mon Aug 8, 10:56:49pm
KKohaku: The detective tried to decree that he received an oracle from God (he did) about the identity of the killer
Mon Aug 8, 10:56:58pm
KKohaku: before naming the killer
Mon Aug 8, 10:57:12pm
KKohaku: But, everyone ends up voting for him.
Mon Aug 8, 10:57:23pm
Slrarthryng: This story is making me want to play. Too bad there's so few of us here.
Mon Aug 8, 10:57:29pm
KKohaku: Now we have a dead detective who got it right but failed to convince everyone.
Mon Aug 8, 10:58:03pm
KKohaku: Anyways, the killer killed the healer by putting a horse mask on the victim and wrapping a tight belt on it
Mon Aug 8, 10:58:15pm
KKohaku: the detective was executed by quartering.
Mon Aug 8, 10:58:46pm
KKohaku: Except the quartering underwent numerous failed attempts before it succeeded.
Mon Aug 8, 10:59:13pm
KKohaku: (Is anyone still listening?)
Mon Aug 8, 10:59:22pm
Slrarthryng: I am!
Mon Aug 8, 10:59:22pm
Tempus373: I am
Mon Aug 8, 10:59:33pm
KKohaku: (alright. Time to continue)
Mon Aug 8, 10:59:42pm
Slrarthryng: Or do I not count : (
Mon Aug 8, 10:59:53pm
KKohaku: (We could have our characters play this in the IC box)
Mon Aug 8, 11:00:10pm
KKohaku: Anyways. After a long day of trying to execute the detective, they finally hit the hay
Mon Aug 8, 11:00:14pm
Slrarthryng: (IC box?)
Mon Aug 8, 11:00:32pm
KKohaku: But lo and behold, another victim is discovered next morning, killed with the horse mask.
Mon Aug 8, 11:01:45pm
KKohaku: Anyways. They finally figure out who the killer is and find out that the detective was right.
Mon Aug 8, 11:01:56pm
KKohaku: and the killer is executed by getting stampeded
Mon Aug 8, 11:02:18pm
KKohaku: At which point the healer's corpse complains that the killer got the least stupid death.
Mon Aug 8, 11:02:38pm
Tempus373: The healer's corpse complained?
Mon Aug 8, 11:03:04pm
KKohaku: But, the game is not over
Mon Aug 8, 11:03:24pm
KKohaku: My throne is usurped by one of the survivors and I am brought down, by chance, to the level of killer.
Mon Aug 8, 11:05:41pm
KKohaku: And the new god shifts the setting to~
Mon Aug 8, 11:05:44pm
KKohaku: Guess
Mon Aug 8, 11:05:55pm
Slrarthryng: Disco Inferno?
Mon Aug 8, 11:06:32pm
Slrarthryng: (Tell me the truth- Are you looking for ideas for next time you play? : P)
Mon Aug 8, 11:06:54pm
KKohaku: (I don't even know when the next time I play will be)
Mon Aug 8, 11:07:18pm
KKohaku: (As for the IC Box, you notice that tab above the box that says OOC and IC?)
Mon Aug 8, 11:07:31pm
KKohaku: @Tempus373 Guess~
Mon Aug 8, 11:07:45pm
Slrarthryng: (Err, actually I'm on mobile right now)
Mon Aug 8, 11:07:51pm
KKohaku: Ahh...
Mon Aug 8, 11:08:03pm
KKohaku: (Well, look when you're on the computer)
Mon Aug 8, 11:08:32pm
Slrarthryng: (That will be tomorrow)
Mon Aug 8, 11:08:55pm
Tempus373: Hmm, a horse ranch
Mon Aug 8, 11:09:01pm
KKohaku: Nope.
Mon Aug 8, 11:09:10pm
KKohaku: The settings shifts to
Mon Aug 8, 11:09:17pm
KKohaku: A space pirate ship
Mon Aug 8, 11:09:21pm
KKohaku: On the ocean
Mon Aug 8, 11:09:33pm
Tempus373: Wonderful
Mon Aug 8, 11:10:03pm
KKohaku: Where executions include a land liger jumping out of the ocean the moment the poor sap is pushed off the plank and eating him
Mon Aug 8, 11:10:31pm
Slrarthryng: I approve.
Mon Aug 8, 11:10:55pm
KKohaku: and where my killing methods for some reason include pushing someone into the sea...and leaving the victim hanging in the supports naked...for some reason...
Mon Aug 8, 11:11:01pm
KKohaku: And I kill everyone
Mon Aug 8, 11:11:06pm
KKohaku: by bribing my jury
Mon Aug 8, 11:11:11pm
Lemouri: Hmm
Mon Aug 8, 11:11:15pm
Slrarthryng: Murder is fun. And profitable.
Mon Aug 8, 11:11:24pm
Slrarthryng: What's up Lem?
Mon Aug 8, 11:11:30pm
KKohaku: Hey, Lemouri
Mon Aug 8, 11:11:36pm
KKohaku: Yeah, that was fun
Mon Aug 8, 11:13:57pm
KKohaku: and now you have heard my story of last Saturday

[11.09.16 00:51:38] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: Am 11.09.16, um 00:49 hat Natsumi VII geschrieben:
> enjo kousai
do I want to ask?
[11.09.16 00:51:47] Perv: Natsumi VII gives a meaningful glance towards Iva.
[11.09.16 00:52:13] Perv: Am 11.09.16, um 00:51 hat Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~ geschrieben:
> [5:49 PM] Perv:

<<< enjo kousaiPerv, Today 5:49 PMdo I want to ask?
...Natsu, I brought it up the other day, and you said you already had a thread for the concept.
[11.09.16 00:53:31] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: No, I just for the life of me cannot recall the words themselves.
[11.09.16 00:53:47] Perv: Girl in Dress.
[11.09.16 00:53:49] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: So I can't assign them to anything you may have mentioned.
[11.09.16 00:53:58] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: Girl in Dress wasn't Enjo Kousai
[11.09.16 00:54:10] Perv: Japanese underage compensated dating/prostitution that skirts the law.
[11.09.16 00:54:34] Perv: @koha Was using her as a way to buzz Natsu's memory.
[11.09.16 00:54:45] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: Am 11.09.16, um 00:54 hat Natsumi VII geschrieben:
> Japanese underage compensated dating/prostitution that skirts the law.

[11.09.16 00:54:46] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: ...
[11.09.16 00:54:47] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: If she was offering her body, then it would be.
[11.09.16 00:54:55] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~ has no memory of anything related to this even in the planned thread ideas
[11.09.16 00:54:58] IV☆∞: Well
[11.09.16 00:55:01] IV☆∞: Actually
[11.09.16 00:55:01] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~ wonders what the fuck is he on about
[11.09.16 00:55:10] IV☆∞: spending time with someone for payment
[11.09.16 00:55:15] IV☆∞: is prostitution
[11.09.16 00:55:23] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: ...You do know that Japan has a system
[11.09.16 00:55:32] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: for you to pay people for them to act like your friends for a duration of time, right?
[11.09.16 00:55:36] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: Is that still prostitution?
[11.09.16 00:55:38] IV☆∞: yes
[11.09.16 00:55:41] IV☆∞: Yes
[11.09.16 00:55:42] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: ..
[11.09.16 00:55:52] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: I guess you would know.
[11.09.16 00:55:54] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: Pretty sure it isn't
[11.09.16 00:55:58] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: You must have seen a lot of German prostitution movies.
[11.09.16 00:56:01] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: Looking up the dictionary definition
[11.09.16 00:56:03] IV☆∞: Well
[11.09.16 00:56:06] Perv: There's a reason enjo kousai gets called 'compensated dating' and not prostitution.
[11.09.16 00:56:09] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: explicitly includes sex
[11.09.16 00:56:09] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: The Iva must be knowledgeable on the topic.
[11.09.16 00:56:09] IV☆∞: I once was close to a host club
[11.09.16 00:56:13] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: Am 11.09.16, um 00:56 hat IV☆∞ geschrieben:
> I once was close to a host club

[11.09.16 00:56:15] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: ..................
[11.09.16 00:56:27] IV☆∞: I wanted to go there
[11.09.16 00:56:29] IV☆∞: actually we did
[11.09.16 00:56:43] Perv: Soap lands don't explicitly include sexual intercourse, for example.
[11.09.16 00:56:58] Perv: Though prostitution is illegal, the law is skirted is all kinds of creative ways.
[11.09.16 00:57:20] Perv: Also,
[11.09.16 00:57:24] Perv: "Enjo-kōsai (援助交際?, shortened form enkō 援交) means "compensated dating" and is the Japanese language term for the practice of older men giving money and/or luxury gifts to attractive women for their companionship or possibly for sexual favors."
[11.09.16 00:57:27] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: aaaaand this went to places I never expected the Book Club to go.
[11.09.16 00:57:44] Perv: "or /possibly/"
[11.09.16 00:57:46] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: On 9/10/16, at 6:57 PM, Perv wrote:
> "Enjo-kōsai (援助交際?, shortened form enkō 援交) means "compensated dating" and is the Japanese language term for the practice of older men giving money and/or luxury gifts to attractive women for their companionship or possibly for sexual favors."

I stand corrected, then
[11.09.16 00:58:00] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: ...
[11.09.16 00:58:02] Perv: I know my stuff on this topic.
[11.09.16 00:58:09] Perv: ...I'm not entirely sure why I do, but I do!
[11.09.16 00:58:09] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: ...
[11.09.16 00:58:13] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: That's...
[11.09.16 00:58:18] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: I think this is one of these forum times
[11.09.16 00:58:18] IV☆∞: natsumi
[11.09.16 00:58:19] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: Not something you'd wanna brag about...
[11.09.16 00:58:20] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: that are best left
[11.09.16 00:58:20] IV☆∞: please
[11.09.16 00:58:22] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: forgotten in the abyss
[11.09.16 00:58:24] IV☆∞: make a good screenshot collage this
[11.09.16 00:58:26] IV☆∞: and post it
[11.09.16 00:58:26] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: never revealed to the public
[11.09.16 00:58:27] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: no
[11.09.16 00:58:27] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: No
[11.09.16 00:58:28] IV☆∞: on the forum
[11.09.16 00:58:29] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: I will not
[11.09.16 00:58:30] IV☆∞: This is
[11.09.16 00:58:31] Natsume ~DO NOT BE SCARED SEÑOR RAMSAY I HAVE AN AXE~: make a collage of this
[11.09.16 00:58:38] Alice in Despair ~I need to draw Akikawa Mie~: Copy-paste this all to the oddities thread.